#DotardDrumpf's Brilliant Ideas:

Drumpf's Brilliant Ideas:

'Let me impose a hidden, regressive tax which will never net as much as accounting tables will show as people are not rockets, and I am not a rocket scientist.

This lets me dole out the largesse of the government to those undeserving, unwashed masses that I determine are sufficient victocrats that will enhance my own ego. They will be judged not by merit but by how well they look on TV as victims.

I will destroy international trade as we have it now, but hey, at least we can now make MAGA caps in the USA!

By the time I destroy the economy, no one will even remember that Mexico was going to pay for the wall, and that we were at 21 Trillion dollars. Heck, people can't even count that high.'