Former Rep. DeLay, indicted on state campaign finance charges, begins new 'career' as blogger

(Update: DeLay shuts down comments, removes blog posts Sunday, then 'relaunches' on Monday)

Now that we got a chance to see Thom's original post and what people commented on the closing of the blog on another blog, let us see what rancor the original blog post garnered in original thought and respectable discourse.

High Tom I was just wondering what you thought of certain a Congressman who tried to get a bill passed claiming the war is "unnecessarily and unconstitutionally begun by the President of the United States"

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter doctorsmith


Such unmitigated gall.
Your 3 First Principles "Order, Justice, and Freedom" obviously don't include Honesty, Integrity, or Ethics. I particularly like the way the House Ethics Committee chairman, Joel Hefley, was removed after rebuking you 3 times. Yes, he was replaced by Delay groupie Doc Hastings, with a couple other groupies connected with your PAC. Sorta make sure no more untoward rebukes occur.

It's good that you're no longer a Representative; the stench of the 109th Congress will take a long time to fix.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Wilbur


YOUR ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE IDEAS OF GOLDWATER. CRAWL BACK INTO A HOLE YOU TURD!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Clayton Hutchinson


Zalmay Khalilzad is now resigning as ambassador to Iraq. In my opinion, a staunch supporter of the war such as yourself should volunteer to fill this important post. It would do you some good to get first hand knowledge regarding Iraq, a country in which the situation is said to be "grave" and "deteriorating."

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Larry Talbot



What a magnificently, terrifically boring and irrelevant blog. Honestly, who on earth cares what you have to say?

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Miles Coverdale



You left Congress disgracefully and you want people to take you seriously? You should be in prison you assclown, piss off Tom.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom you suck



Tom DeLay is a pussy-ass faggot moneygrubber.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Jar Jar



Didn't we already stick a fork in your ass and decide you're done?

To paraphrase you: You WERE the Federal Government...now you're a nothing.

The fact that you are trying to keep your name alive by starting a stupid blog is actually kind of pathetic and sad. Please just go away.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Meadows



You wouldn't know "honesty" if came up and BIT YOU IN THE ASS.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bill Davis



How pathetic you are, Mr. Delay. You are a criminal, and you should be serving time in jail alomg with your buddies Abramhoff and Cunningham.

The damage you have done to this country is reprehinsible.

Do us all a favor and just disappear, you sorry excuse for a person.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter cosmo



Tom,

When you're locked up, will you smuggle blog posts out in your visitors' rectums?

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Rick Derris


SLeaze bag!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Joe


Aesthetically speaking, this is the most visually bland yet offensive piece of crap to ever find it's way onto a server.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter dfd


Tom, you corrupted the conservative cause and brought disgrace to our party. We can never forgive you for that. Please crawl back into your hole.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter American Patriot


OK, fuck all you critics, I was the best leader the House of Representatives has ever had. Don't try to smear me, I am the definition of honesty and integrity, so fuck all you liberal commies.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


Forget the blog, Tom. Just hook up with OJ and write a book.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Me Too


OK, fuck all you critics,

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


OK, fuck all you critics,

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


Everyone already assumes bloggers are unemployed losers... thanks for reinforcing that stereotype...

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Marc



Is this blog serious? And if so, then did you mean it when you said that "unfortunately, many D.C. insiders are simply incapable of looking outside the capital beltway for fresh opinions and new approaches that might otherwise help our nation?"

WTF were you doing during those years of gerrymandering and hammering away votes for Bush's rubberstamp 109th Congress? Were you looking outside the beltway for fresh opinions and new approaches then?

No wonder your miserable party lost last month. And the longer you act detached from reality, the longer you and your party will suffer a horrible isolation by the American people. And besides, you're a potential criminal.

I suggest you focus on that rather than this stupid blogl.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Dookiestix


When I go to prison I will have the best bitch in the cellblock so eat your hearts out. His name is Jack Abramhoff and he gives good head.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


WoW! America's poster-child for white entitlement, greed, authoritarianism and the exploitation religion for corporate interests finally has a blog! The intertubz are finally complete... Go back to your hole Tom. Your "conservative revolution" is dead. No one cares what a ignorant exterminator has to say anymore, now that we are all pretty sure you're a criminal.

Though in all honesty, keep posting. This should be entertaining... in a "rubbernecking a car accident" sort of way.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter raoul duke


I am crook and a liar. I only care about my own enrichment.


December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


Oh, fuck all you critics. I was the best Republican leader of the House Majority ever! Now if you'll excuse me, I have appointment to get reamed up the butt by Rev. Ted Haggard, another good conservative Christian. Hey, I gotta practice for when I finally end up in the big house. Toodles!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom DeLay


Fuck you all, i am the greatest assfucker ever.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


You are a fucking moron

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter john w


Tom,

Amazon has a new book you should bone up on (forgive the pun)
"How to have great sex in the American prison system"
I mean while you're there, try to make good memories.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Jim Montague



Although I am against Tom having any free and legimate contact with the "normal" folk of the great United States, the responses to this blog just made my Sunday. Hee hee. Thanks Tom!! But seriously, someone should do us a favor and escort Tom to Iraq, outside of the green zone so he can practice order, justice and freedom...for uh let's say 90 seconds.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter SAK



Oh, by the way I mostly put the blame on your corrupted,twisted,criminal,phycotic,evil existance on your PARENTS who bought your no-good ass into this world.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bill Davis



Did I mention that you are a fucking moron?

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter john w



hahahahaha

what a joke.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Muhammed Ali


Go drink some ddt you assholes, i am going to church so I can get a blow job from some alter boys.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay


Just thought I'd mention you are a fucking moron

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter john w


You corrupt hypocrite, crawl back to the hole you came out of.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter An American



I think I said this but just in case - you are a fucking moron

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter john w


I can see you have an adoring public.

Don't lose your body guards.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter xoites


Take this from a soldier and a veteran: Where is your integrity. You were getting paid while we're dying in Iraq.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter GI Joe


Mr DeLay,

I'm quite distressed that you are using the f-word in response to these people saying such terrible things about you. Please clean up your language! I'll pray for you, sir.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Suzie Sue


may your days in prison be filled with water-boarding, anal sodomy, and eye-liner...

to be duke cuuningham's bitch is too good for you, you wretched little man...

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter e coli


Nobody wants to hear from you, Tom Delay. Disappear. Suck on some dog eggs while you wait to go to prison. Maybe your pretty little bride will find someone with a little integrity while you're away, but I doubt it. You don't screw America and then expect us to take you seriously.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Terry Olson


I like to smother myself in tapioca pudding and play the bongos in front of the fireplace. Looking for S/W/M who shares same interests.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay



This is a joke, right?

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter BatMan



rot in hell bich!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter mike



Oh my, Mr. Delay, I make a killer tapioca, and my brother left his bongos last time he was here. Would you be interested....? I love your hair.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Suzie Sue



Oh Tom, just shut this blog down, it is hurting our regressive reputation. If you could've just shown a little more integrity and fucked a couple of page boys you wouldn't be in any trouble but you had to take some money from Jack. I will miss you Tom, we need more crooks like you in Congress, those librul Dems are just gonna get in the way of fucking this country in the ass.


December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter George W. Bush



Thanks,Tom.You had the opportunity to be a good public servant, and you used it to gerrymander and slander and line your own pockets. Great example for the kids. What a prick.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterBarney



Is suzie sue your stage name??

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bubba



The polling here seems unscientific but i think the overall sentiment is quite accurate.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter xoites



My "friends" in the pen called me Sally the Stank.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bubba



Goodness, Bubba, that's my actual name given to me by my daddy. I'm his special girl!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Suzie Sue



When you sign on to start helping Americans and Iraqis outside that green zone, maybe I'll start taking you seriously. Until then you're just another power hungry politico-criminal who has taken my belief system and values and exploited them to achieve your ends. You're about as Christian as a horse's ass, with scarcely a trace of integrity.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Puh-leez



Oh so your really a girl....uh nevermind.


December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bubba



911 was an inside job.
The USA attacked the USA on Sept 11th, 2001 in order to have an excuse to attack other countries.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



Thankfully, Stanley won't replace this hammer free of charge if it ever breaks, rusts, or otherwise can't perform it's duties.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Rick Santorum



Tom, you are a disgusting piece of shit.
Tom, you are a disgusting piece of shit.
Tom, you are a disgusting piece of shit.
Tom, you are a disgusting piece of shit.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Wade F. Godot



Ever had an inside job Mr. Athiest? You'll never forget your first one! MMmmmm good!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bubba



Fuck all you libruls, get off Toms back, he is one great American hero and he will get a medal for his great service to our corporations, so just fuck of you libruls.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter George W. Bush



Fuck you Tom

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter George W. Bush



Oh Bubba, bless your heart. I'm sure Mr. DeLay knows someone in a ministry who could help you with your problem...

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Suzie Sue



Building Seven of the WTC fell 47 stories in 6.5 seconds.
It was NOT hit by any airplane.
It fell at the speed of a billiard ball.

EVERY SINGLE SUPPORT COLUMN FAILED AT EXACTLY THE SAME INSTANT!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



Fuck you Tom

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter George W. Bush



Thanks for K Street loser.

Have fun in prison and do not drop the soap.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter getalife



Fuck you Tom

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter George W. Bush



911 was used as an excuse to kill a half million Iraqis.

Have you noticed?

We killed a half a million people based on a lie.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



Go back to killing bugs, Tom. You did everything you could while in the House to steal money from the American people and channel it to your friends. You deserve jail time, not public discourse.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Person of Integrity



Fuck you W, get off my blog

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay



hi, tom!!!!

so glad you joined the blogosphere! now you can link to my articles and to michelle's too :)

speaking of michelle, she just received a new batch of iraqi baby blood from general pace...if you would like to come up to nyc, drop in and you can suck on some of it too!

and, to you liberals on here....HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY HOW MUCH I HATE YOU!!!!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter ann coulter



If your vision was complete the world had been turned into a pile cockroach infested cinders. Remember how much a part you could have played in destroying the world and the American democratic experiment.

Thankfully though, you and your Maoist republican friends have been driven back to the Texan prostitutes den...spread your virus amongst yourselves.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Sasquatch



President Bush! I am shocked! Surely you and Mr. DeLay support one another! Please reconsider your language. I'll pray for you, too!

You are a fine gentleman, and I have encouraged all six of my sons to be just like you. And I have forced all four of my daughters to be just like Jenna and Barbara. Their daddy loves them so...

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Suzie Sue



My hairpiece was carefully hand crafted by slave labor using only the best of Ted Haggard's pubic hair.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay



The USA killed 3000 of its own citizens as an excuse to kill a half a million Iraqis.

911 was a lie.

Dov Zakheim and Dick Cheney are responsible for all these murders.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



I hope this works!

Wanted: Former discraced yet handsome minister into male backrubs and meth use. Me: A stylish 6'4" male ex-con with several large appendages and a hairy back yet a smooth head looking for a friendship first then LTR. Let's Get It On!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Bubba



I am glad to see the Hammer has found some work. Tom, you best make some good money from your effort blogging as you will soon have to spend some time with your new cell mate. You are a worthless peice of shit that has been puffed up with lobbyuist meals and taxpayer funds. It is because of you that your republican buddies are all leaving DC. Thanks for your help on that you ethically challenged pile of shit. Better yet, FUCK YOU, you nazis bastard. Maybe the buddies you made in the Marianas Islands can help you out You have no business criticizing Jimmy Carter you whacked out nut.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Chris in NM



ummm....have you decided on who is gonna be your pimp in jail?..now there is something you can blog about.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter fuckyoutom



WOW! The only thing better than all of these posts, is imagining that fucktard sitting and reading these tonight and then trying to "filter" us all out. What a sad sad man. HE HE! :)

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter TiMM4HH!



Fuck this, i am the best Congress have ever seen. Soon I will be the best excogressman to take it in the ass, I will be the best bitch, promise, don't you believe me, I would never lie.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay



hi, tom!!!

mmmmm, i have the biggest, blackest, leather strap-on just for you, you bad bad boy...

i am going to ream you out until you squeal like a little ann coulter-pig...

-this will get you ready for rufus in the big house-

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter michelle malkin



I'm beginning to think this blog was a big mistake.
December 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTom Delay
Haha this comments section is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Looks like things have started off with a bang, Tom!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Commie Liberal



911 was a bald faced lie used to justify the MURDER of 500,000 people AND COUNTING.

www.whatreallyhappened.com

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



I can't help but think of DeLay standing over this web server screaming, "How do you turn this fucking thing off!"

Let's hear it for the First Amendment, eh Tommy-boy?

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter devilbush



Great blog Tom, you really have some big fans and I hope to start a blog and get the same praise as you are receiving today. Gotta go shoot a pal in the face so have a great day Tom, great blog.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Dick Cheney



Eat me, Tom.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Skank



How many times did you put your daughter Danielle in a hot tub and feed her to the lobbyists? Is that why they paid her the 500K?

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Mike



Here's an idea.

Go away!
You are a divisive, elitist lack of a human being who cares nothing for the little guy.
You claim to be a Christian?
Why are you against the poor and publicly funded education, among so many other subjects?

Tom, you need to truly find God instead of molding him to your privileged, white upbring.

I pray for your soul because I don't think you have one. I have never believed I am righteous in my life.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Paul



"There is nothing more important than cutting taxes in a time of war."
Or so says the EXTERMINATOR / HAMMER

Well, how's this for a corrallary:

"There is nothing more important than treating your hemroids in a time of JAIL."

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



Remember this Tom?

As the war progressed, DeLay condemned "(President Clinton's) war," and grumbled in April, 1999, that, "There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program. There is no agenda to bolster our overextended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the President started this thing, and there still is no plan today."

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Joe Wilson



http://iraqwar.mirror-world.ru/

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



GOD, I HATE YOU PEOPLE!!!

mr delay wants a place for all those who love him and miss him to come and visit and leave notes of adoration, and, you, you LIBERAL SWINE, have ruined his opening...

if i ever see any of you, i will BITE YOU IN THE NECK and poison you with my saliva...

love and kisses,

ann coulter

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter ann coulter



Haven't you gone back to killing roaches yet, Tom? I know your brain's most likely scrambled due to the use of toxic chemicals (after all, how else could you justify your politics?) but now that you're out of office, what else are you going to do? Oh, right. You're going to become the next Jack Abramoff. Silly me.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterP.



God I am glad Tom is still around so we can continue making fun of just how wrong he is. We owe him a debt of gratitude for helping destroy conservative philosophy and the GOP (Gang of Pedophiles). Keep going you moron, we need more of your help. Maybe you can share a cell with Mark Foley or Jack Abramoff; you could all be butthole buddies. Have Fun

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Honest



Would you expect anything different Tom. It will be good to see you in prison garb. Make sure you say Hi to Bubba down there in Texas prison and make sure to drop the soap once in a while, you deserve some bum pumping for what you have done. Sincerely though, you are a piece of shit and no friend of America.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter howie



http://iraqwar.mirror-world.ru/

Hey Tom:

Save these for your jail sentence, even if you don't have time to read them now.

911 was a lie perpetrated by Republicans FOR Republicans.

Delay was at the very least Part of the Cover-Up.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Atheist



Hey Tom,,
Just reminding you about the old Klan-bible reading party tonight at Rusty's. Don't forget to bring your hood.

See you there

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Jack Ruby



Hi Tom cool blog. I hope you can cum join me in prison soon, my rectum just gets moist every time I think about you Tom. Just plead guilty because you know you are. Don't bring that soap on a rope, you wont need it, Hugs and kisses ,Jack.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Jack Abramhoff



tom

don't worry about unsustainable deficits, just keep redistributing the wealth to all the patriots and pioneers

don't worry about the bill of rights, the 10 commandments will do just fine, we can sin under either one, you've proved to be able to shit on most of both anyway

don't worry about the person, the corporation is much more important

don't worry about your crimes, they just have a max sentance of life in prison, someone thought that suborning the vote in a democracy was a big thing, go figure

by the way, fuck you and the horse you came with last night

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter tofubo



I thought there was a filter? Is this how your friends talk to you, Tom?

I finger myself just thinking about you reading your comments sections. Of course, I totally fucking cum when I look at your mug shot. Oh my god!! Maybe you could sign one for me? Please? I'll suck you off.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Skank




Tom !

You never call anymore ?! Pastor Haggard wants to Hang out and ya know .... get a massage ;o

Hugs & kisses **

Jeff Gannon / Jim Guckert / Johnny Gosch

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Jeff Gannon


God, this has got to be tough to hear your friends say this about you:

Rep. Zach Wamp: "Our leadership and some of our members grew arrogant in their own power, and with arrogance comes corruption,"

---snip---

"If Tom DeLay said it one time, he said it 15 times: 'The most important thing we can do for the American people is keep our Republican majority.' That was just wrong, and it had to catch up to us in the end."

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Rick Santorum



Fuck you, Gannon, I was here first. Get lost, fairy.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Skank



Come on!
"Tom Delay" isn't actually Tom Delay!
Eat more fish.
Good grief.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Paul



Let me see: 98 posts. 98 unanimous posts.

You really do have a knack for organizing people.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter xoites



As a child, my hamster came to an untimely and unnatural demise in my Easy Bake Oven.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Tom Delay



This is a good example of values that I hold dear to my heart. All these great comments, i am just impressed with all these great fans you have Tom, keep up the great work Tom!

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Rick Santorum



Ya'll are invited to my house for an orgy tonight. Super discreet! Tom, you come over too, you can have a reunion with all your friends. The fucking is sooooo boring, but I charge admission, so it's all good. I just wish Ricky Santorum would leave my dog alone.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Skank



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FUCK YOU TOM DELAY

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter dead iraqi children



hehehehehe
silly criminal

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter michael



Justice would have you spending a lifetime making clothes in a sweatshop at pennies a day.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter ricky bobby



Do I make you horny?

Cool, but you are too old for me.

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter Mark Foley



Dear Mr. Delay,

Please ignore all untoward comments published here. We will take care of you. You have served us well and we do not forget.

After you get a little tired of this exercise in free expression please bring your family along and report to the Eunuchizing Station. You and your family will be well cared for, as long as you remember your place in the grand scheme of things.

Merry Christmas,

Your overseeers in the oilarchcy

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter ExxonMobil




burn

burn in hell

die

die you fucker die

December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter dead iraqi children

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